srslywhocares:

Let’s show up uninvited to a public place! #anarchy

posted 2 days ago with 180,068 notes (via dajo42 originally from suqmydiqtbh)

 ”And you’re an angel.”

"Poor example of one.”

posted 2 days ago with 9,764 notes (via carryon-imjustweird originally from nerdanqel)

posted 2 days ago with 2,766 notes (via followtheravenstag originally from waldafrey)

howibloggedyourmother:

this is the greatest blooper 

posted 2 days ago with 128,975 notes (via carryon-imjustweird originally from teddywestside)

sallymurphy:

you know them moments when you look in the mirror and you think holy shit that’s me  because for some reason it feels like the person you’re looking at in the mirror is an unfamiliar stranger and you begin thinking about how you’re a person on a planet in a solar system in a galaxy in a universe and for a few minutes you ponder the origin and the meaning of existence and then shrug and return to your computer

posted 2 days ago with 337,739 notes (via all-the-kids-are-right originally from liripot)

ladywitchking:

Aziraphale is like, the heavenly manifestation of socks and sandals

posted 2 days ago with 492 notes (via keysandtoffee originally from ladywitchking)

croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

posted 2 days ago with 732,179 notes (via channybravo originally from croutoncat)

kaworuniggiesa:

pkmntrainer-wally:

kaworuniggiesa:

are boys real

no

image

posted 2 days ago with 207,588 notes (via channybravo originally from koumakyou)

posted 2 days ago with 5,999 notes (via a-noble-sacrifice originally from iamnevertheone)

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

posted 2 days ago with 291,112 notes (via stargateforever originally from colourfulpantsandarainbowhat)

sh4dows:

some authors could really use a “plot twist limit” or a “you’ve killed too many characters already” notification you know

posted 2 days ago with 60,525 notes (via a-noble-sacrifice originally from sh4dows)

kingoftheniall:

On a scale from 1 to Samsung how much do you hate Apple?

posted 3 days ago with 163,056 notes (via carryon-imjustweird originally from kingoftheniall)

letsplaymurder:

I hate it when you get a hot drink and you put it down somewhere and then an hour later you suddenly remember about it and it’s just sat there, cold and staring at you sadly

posted 3 days ago with 55 notes (via milverton originally from letsplaymurder)

damonssalvatoree:

improbablenormality:

thefannibals:

drarna:

DO YOU EVER GET A RING STUCK ON YOUR FINGER AND IT’S JUST LIKE NO I DIDN’T COMMIT TO THIS

is this how marriages work

is this how lord of the rings works

Yes and yes

posted 3 days ago with 295,781 notes (via wwooaahhnneellyy originally from neptunain)

carry-on-my-otp:

there’s no love like the love of Turk and J.D

posted 3 days ago with 398,572 notes (via wwooaahhnneellyy originally from darkchocolateandtea)

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