thank you science
While you wait for the waiter,
in that moment
do you not become the waiter
this website goes from saying the sound a car makes is nyoom to deep philosophical questions so fast it gives me whiplash
if u dont reblog im judging
Teal’c and Bra’tac believe the way to eliminate all System Lords is to recruit Jaffa into the fifth column. Only when their numbers are sufficient will it be possible to destroy the Goa’uld.
Americans pronouncing it ‘Noo-tella’ as if it were made from fucking hazelnoots.
i don’t understand why some people want the power to freeze things or fly or be invisible
dude imagine if you could stop time
like you could literally just stop time for a year and just do nothing or write a book
or you could stop time at night and literally have a full night’s worth of sleep in less than a second
you’d have so much time to do whatever you want
very fucking punny you shits
with all the actual humour, tumblr still finds “teeth” the funniest thing.
I am tough, but I’m no cookie.
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