I used to think life was hard until just now when I tried to take a long expo photo without a tripod and desperately needing to pee
Now I have perspective


malkiewicz:

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

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spektrmodule:

jondommono:

Did I ever mention that time me and my friends combined forces to form Will Smith?

this kinda shit is when u quit the match bc this team is way too well coordinated

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tastefullyoffensive:

[bearybearington]

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luftangrepp:

Bashir’s face when he first meet Garak. A study in being uncomfortable.

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fuckyeahillustrativeart:

By Alyssa Creagh

Follow her on Tumblr! 

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soudcloud:

soudcloud:

WHAT DID PEOPLE DO BEFORE GOOGLE 

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notchicken:

terranullius-andthestolengen:

notchicken:

notchicken:

tupacabra:

i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive

this was me and my twin prom night image

thank you for the text post

another year, another disappointment  

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Why are you wearing the same clothes??

I haven’t moved in a year

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asylum-art:

Dietmar Voorworld is an artist who takes rocks, pebbles and leaves he finds in nature and turns them into memorable pieces of circular land art.

 

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Me: *comes out of room*
Family: OH MY GOD SHE'S EMERGED FROM HER ROOM GOOD LORD SHE MUST HAVE RUN OUT OF INTERNET OR FOOD OR SOMETHING
Me:
Family:
Me:
Family:
Me: I came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now
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thegirlyoudontwanttomeet:

iseeavoice:

michichick:

“I’m a writer” I whisper as I look up war statistics

“I’m a writer” I whisper as I look up when the blender was invented

“I’m a writer” I whisper as I figure out how many times you can get shot without dying

“I’M A WRITER” I shout when someone uses my laptop and I left the page open to stab-wound references.

“I’M A WRITER!” I yell as I stare at a wall for hours instead of actually writing.

posted 1 month ago with 55,011 notes (via the-love-of-fielding-and-barratt originally from thespywhospies)

stephie-leigh-dp:

lesbiansand-stuff:

I cried reading this.

Forever reblog.

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mildlyamused:

sorryforhavinganopinion:

One time I was playing The Sims. My kid had a soccer game, and while the teams were huddled up, I changed to buy mode and put washing machines around the opposing team, enclosing them within their detergent scented prison. Thanks to my ingenious strategy, my child’s team was able to take the ball from the opposite goalie and score repeatedly. By the time the clock ran out, we were up 46-0, and the opposing team was sobbing in puddles of their own piss. I am the best soccer mom.

PARENTING

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