lieutenantbites:

thank you science

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

tellthemwhoiwillbe:

While you wait for the waiter, 

in that moment

do you not become the waiter

this website goes from saying the sound a car makes is nyoom to deep philosophical questions so fast it gives me whiplash 

posted 1 day ago with 337,863 notes (via a-noble-sacrifice originally from samwizegamgee)

wewillbel0ved:

somente-essa-noite:

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automatic reblog

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if u dont reblog im judging 

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Teal’c and Bra’tac believe the way to eliminate all System Lords is to recruit Jaffa into the fifth column. Only when their numbers are sufficient will it be possible to destroy the Goa’uld.

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gearstation:

sacredassbutt:

baruchsbalthamos:

Americans pronouncing it ‘Noo-tella’ as if it were made from fucking hazelnoots.

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ahem.

posted 1 day ago with 373,533 notes (via xnevamore originally from baruchsbalthamos)

macklemorethanlikely:

i don’t understand why some people want the power to freeze things or fly or be invisible

dude imagine if you could stop time

like you could literally just stop time for a year and just do nothing or write a book

or you could stop time at night and literally have a full night’s worth of sleep in less than a second

you’d have so much time to do whatever you want

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lokeleo:

andthenewt:

weirdnessloveandscifi:

bohemian-napsody:

very fucking punny you shits

teeth

with all the actual humour, tumblr still finds “teeth” the funniest thing.

actual humor

posted 1 day ago with 370,340 notes (via a-noble-sacrifice originally from bohemian-napsody)

I am tough, but I’m no cookie.

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[video] [h/t: cineraria]

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